Tommy Lee’s wife says her vagina looks like ‘spat out beef jerky’ after marrying the rockstar

Brittany Furlan, wife of Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee, has returned to stand-up comedy—and her jokes are turning heads. During her performance, the 36-year-old opened up about her marriage in a very candid way.

“I used to do stand-up, then I married Tommy Lee,” she told the crowd. “Now I should be doing sit-down comedy for the rest of my life.” She added, “My body was normal until I met him… now it’s like chewed-up beef jerky!”

The viral clip was shared on social media with the caption: “It’s good to be back, baby.” She also teased more upcoming shows, while adding a meme showing how shocked the audience looked during her jokes.

Furlan married the 60-year-old rocker in 2019 after meeting on the exclusive dating app Raya. The couple is known for being open about their sex life—Tommy even posted a full-frontal photo in 2022, later blaming it on a wild night.

Love them or not, they’re never shy about sharing it all.

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