It’s a topic few talk about openly — yet everyone’s a little curious. A new global study has revealed where men rank when it comes to average size, and the results might surprise you.

According to data analyzed from over 40 studies across 90 countries, men in Ecuador topped the list with an average length of nearly seven inches. Meanwhile, at the other end, men in Cambodia measured just under four. But here’s the twist — the US and UK didn’t even make the top 50.

British men ranked 68th with 5.2 inches, while Americans placed 60th at 5.4 inches. Even Australia came in higher at 43rd. “We looked for links between size, height, and weight,” the German researchers said, “but found no clear connection — except that higher obesity rates seemed to shrink averages slightly.”

In Europe, the Netherlands, France, and Italy took top spots, all averaging around six inches. The findings prove what many have long suspected — the global “size race” might not be where some expected it to be.

At the end of the day, though, maybe the real measure isn’t length — but confidence, health, and how you carry yourself.