Courtrooms are meant to be serious places — but one hearing in Miami turned into something unforgettable.

During his burglary trial, Dorleans Philidor, 33, suddenly defecated in his wheelchair and tried to throw his waste at the judge. Shocked witnesses say Judge Lisa Walsh leapt from her seat as officers yelled for her to run. “It was chaos — about 60 officers rushed in,” recalled one man. “They shut the courtroom down. It was a hazardous area.”

Philidor reportedly shouted, “It’s protein! It’s good for you!” before being restrained. Amazingly, none of the mess hit the judge, though the courtroom had to be closed for cleaning. The trial later resumed in another room — and despite the revolting display, Philidor was found not guilty of burglary.

It wasn’t his first outburst. Just a day earlier, he’d smeared feces over himself in his holding cell.

Sometimes the truth really is stranger than fiction — and in this case, it left an entire courtroom stunned and speechless.