McDonald’s finally confirms what Grimace actually is and fans are completely stunned

After decades of mystery, McDonald’s has confirmed what its beloved purple character, Grimace, really is. Fans were shocked to learn that Grimace is not a milkshake, an alien, or a nugget — he’s actually a giant taste bud.

The revelation came from McDonald’s manager Brian Bates in Canada, who shared during an interview: “He is an enormous taste bud, but a taste bud nonetheless.” His role, Bates added, is to show that McDonald’s food tastes good.

Grimace first appeared in 1971 as “Evil Grimace” with four arms and a scary look, stealing milkshakes. But children found him frightening, so the company gave him a softer, friendlier image. “He scared kids,” a former VP admitted, “so we made him a plush, lovable blob.”

Fans reacted with surprise when McDonald’s confirmed the truth during Grimace’s 2023 birthday celebration. One user joked, “Why is Grimace a taste bud and not a purple nugget?”

“He is a super chill guy now,” McDonald’s replied.

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