Kelly’s blind date with Eric started like a dream. He arrived with roses, a custom keychain, and charming conversation. “This is really nice of you,” she said, touched by his thoughtful gestures. He insisted on paying, declaring, “A man pays on the first date.”
The next day, instead of a sweet follow-up, Kelly received a surprise: an official-looking invoice. It listed absurd “charges” for everything from pulling out her chair (cost: a selfie) to paying for dinner (cost: a guaranteed second date). At the bottom: “Failure to comply may result in collections.”
Shocked, Kelly shared the invoice with her friends. Chris, the mutual friend who vouched for Eric, crafted a brutal revenge invoice, charging Eric for things like “Not exposing you to the entire internet.” Eric’s angry texts followed, but Kelly simply blocked him.
“If a guy insists on paying,” Kelly warns, “make sure he’s not going to send you an invoice afterward.” She kept the keychain—not as a memento of romance, but as a souvenir from the strangest date of her life.
